I Are Smart!!!!
Ok I have just seen the funniest thing in a long time. Not only did I laugh until I cried I realized what kind of education system there is in my tiny town.
Here is what happened: I was downtown driving on Main Street and normally I do not pay attention to the signs that the motels have posted. I mean I live here I don’t care what special rate they have going for the weekends. There is one in town that has a restaurant attached to it that advertises meal specials for the weekend. Well there was something about this sign that made me take a second look. So I turned around and OMG there it was the funniest sign I have seen in ages. I even pulled over so I could get out and take a picture. There it is in all its glory was the Pancake House boasting for everyone to come and try their special.
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Just as I am getting ready to take a picture for proof I hear some women behind me saying how awful that is someone should do something about that terrible sign. So naturally the curious person that I am I turned around to throw out my own comment and there I stood face to face with a bunch of nuns in full habit. Holy hell I thought I would die laughing right there on the side of Main Street. They just shook their heads at me and kept walking.
After I calmed down and wiped my eyes, I did do the right thing and went in to let the clerk know what they were advertising. I only did this because I know quite a few of the people working there and one of them is a manager. I would hate for her to get into trouble for something like that.
So if you are ever in Podunk Utah please stop in for a juicy porn chop.